by Scott A.
Geremy is angling to become Toronto's hostess with the mostest! The ever-fabulous Mr. Vincent-a.k.a. Mr. IMEN '95, or Fruit Cocktail's Kiwi-recently hosted three naked events at his Toronto home.
On Feb. 20th, Geremy welcomed a cozy, intimate group of twelve men to his "Coffee Night with a Twist". Once everyone arrived, he explained the "Twist".
Potty Pot Shots is a target game for men. We floated paper target ships in Geremy's toilet and bathtub, and practiced sinking them for point scores. There were five types of warships, ranging from submarines (10 points), through destroyers, cruisers and battleships, to aircraft carriers (50 points). We discovered they could be sunk with devastating blasts or be skillfully maneuvred around the water.
When each of us felt the urge, we headed for the bathroom. Then the fun began! We competed to see how many ships we could sink to the bottom. We cruised in for the kill; we strafed, blasted or fired in short or long bursts until it was all over (or we had exhausted our ammunition)! Sometimes we would have an audience, as it is a great new bathroom sport for participants and spectators alike! It was also exciting to compete with a partner in the bathtub.
We added new excitement to the usual humdrum response to Nature's Call. We gave new meaning to the phrase, "You sunk my battleship!" Geremy, if you ever join the navy, we're sure you'll be a Rear-Admiral!
Eleven eager men attended Geremy's "Blindfold Sensual Erotica" house party on March 2nd. Quivering with anticipation, we sat naked in a circle on the living-room floor while Geremy explained the purpose and procedure for the night's activities. Taking turns, each of us would be blindfolded and the others would massage our vulnerable, naked bodies with various household articles.
We had been asked to bring some props appropos for the occasion, and what a variety there was to choose from! Everything from kitchen gadgets to bathroom items were heaped in a great pile in the centre of the circle. We introduced ourselves and showed what we brought-kind of like "show and tell"! Then, under soft lights and music, the fun began.
Mattresses were set up for three men to be massaged. The rest of us carefully chose our mode of stimulus and went to work bringing delight to our peers and ourselves! The sensations of feathers, brushes, potato-mashers, spatulas, ice cubes and hot spoons could be felt over every inch of their exposed flesh.
Most men chose to lie flat on their backs; however, the laying face-down proved to be quite exciting. After twenty minutes of heavenly massage, we reversed roles.
After our tactile needs had been satisfied, we sat in a circle and shared our experiences. We told what we liked, how it felt, and what we thought about this unique opportunity to be gently pampered.
Thanks, Geremy, for such a stimulating evening!
Inspired by the on-stage antics in the theatre production of Party!, Geremy and Ron Erickson hosted ten men at a different kind of Coffee Night with a Twist on April 3rd.
Girl Talk is a game of truth-or-dare with outrageous stunts and fun secrets! The game is played with a wheel of (mis)fortune which gives the player the choice of two alternatives. In addition to Stunts & Secrets, there are Girl Cards which a player takes and then personally delivers to the men they describe.
As we settled into the game, the choices became quite interesting. Consider the following secrets and stunts: "Have you even been caught naked outdoors?" "Relate your most risqué work incident." "Do ten jumping jacks." "Give someone a chocolate tattoo."
Captions on the Girl Cards included: "friend of Dorothy", "a hard man is good to find", "treasure trail", "nice sack", "pleasing pecs".
On occasion, the group got to make up a question or stunt. One time, the stunt was for the player to fluff a man. The unsuspecting "victim" found himself lying on the floor covered in whipped cream and then being massaged!
By the end of this delightful evening, we had all discovered new aspects of each others' lives and bodies.